Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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