Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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