i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Randomize
