Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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