i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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