So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
