do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
