I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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