so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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