everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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