none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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