the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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