Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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