We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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