Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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