I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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