where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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