Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I FOUND THE LEGS
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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