Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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