he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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