Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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