Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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