You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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