so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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