Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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