isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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