that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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