So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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