A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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