She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Mom said you looked used
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
