He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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