I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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