I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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