when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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