Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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