Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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