Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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