glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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