Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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