If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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