Its about making memories worth repressing
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
