I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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