Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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