That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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