You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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