you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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