Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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