Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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