A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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