The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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