No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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