she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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