2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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