Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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