It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I showed him my bush... on skype.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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