but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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