Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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