Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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