Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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